This is Seattle…late night….Channel 18 News with your host Candis Lacey!
Ladies and gentlemen there has been several tragedies tonight in downtown Seattle.
We take you live to DocWagon Central and the scene of a massive man hunt by Lonestar Security!
“Good evening Candis, Jacob Mattheson here…at the scene live. Reports are sketchy but there is some serious heat between Doc Wagon and Lone Star tonight. Relations between these two coporate entities has always been strained but after tonight – at least for now these two giants are not speaking.
What details we have is that a terrorist runner team infiltrated the Doc Wagon facility and managed to steal the body of our own Jania Shields! These sick bastards managed to bypass Doc Wagon’s security and waltz out with the body and all of her belongings. Our insider at Lone Star has reported that the security corporation was tracking the runners for an unrelated matter involving the death of an undercover officer…and get this Candis…Lone Star showed up during these terrorist runners operation and in an unprecedented act of good will informed Doc Wagon that they had been engaged.
What happens next is downright amazing. Lone Star mustered a SWAT quick response unit and the Sea Tac Arcane Forensics unit and placed them on stand-by outside of the Doc Wagon facility. As you can see behind me this is an impressive array of Security Forces.
Well…it amounted to very little. These elite and crack runners managed to slip out hidden from the facility…they are suspecting using powerful invisibility spells and support spirits and managed to completely evade the forces here. During their escape however one of the Lone Star helicopters crashed into the Nakatomi Investments Headquarter building, with the entire flight crew killed…also Candis we just had a report that Simpy Stofferson, thats right the stunt nude space jumper was also killed as he was clinging to the 30th floor of the sky scraper getting ready to leap and glide to a nearby building. Witnesses confirmed that the naked Ork was clinging to the outside window when the helicopter suddenly veered off course and slammed right into him, the 30th floor and and exploded into a fiery blaze before plummeting to the street below.
It is truly a tragic day. The terrorists are suspected to have somehow engaged the helicopter. Lone Star spokesmen, “Jake Pitts”...has accused Doc Wagon of firing on their men and helicopters but those reports are as of yet unsubstantiated.
Here is “Lieutenant Shiela Marcus of the Arcane Forensics Department at Lone Star, Lt…what is your take on this crazy events…?”
Marcus, “When you have terrorist magicians running around there is always a trail! ALWAYS..we will get these bastards, we are mustering our entire department and throwing every thing and the kitchen sink at this! We have 11 officers down…terrorists like this must be dealt with.”
Well there you have it…Candis…its just another day in Seattle-Tacoma MegaPlex. We’ll have a follow on story tomorrow after more investigation has been accomplished.